“The Discovery Dissipation” Sheldon deals with the shame of his fraudulent discovery and Leonard help by officially disproving it. Raj’s places is being tented so he stays with Howard and Bernadette and becomes the best spouse for both of them leading to them bickering over why they aren’t more like Raj. I love that most finale breaks involve Amy’s sexuality. So good. The Big Bang Theory is good tvthatiwatch.
“The New Neverland” Everything is wrapped up in a nice little bow: The adventurous crew is back in Storybrooke. Couples are reunited. Everyone is defeated. And where do we go from here. Well HenryPan goes home with Regina instead of Emma which sets her spider senses tingling and then without casting a spell, he removes Shadow from the sail and has it KILL the Blue Fairy??? So then everyone makes Rumple take Pandora’s box out to the county line so they can kill Pan – with a gun – because magic doesn’t exist out there but yet Rumple’s spell still works over there enough to drop his body on the other side and any sane person would just run the 3 feet to get back into town to cast spells but anyways, PanHenry convinces Emma he’s her son and everyone hugs. Back in the Enchanted Forest, Snow and Charming hunt Medusa on their honeymoon to use her head to kill Regina but then he looks at her and turns to stone so Snow kills Medusa. Meanwhile HenryPan convinces Regina to take him to her magic lair where he knocks her out and takes The Curse to cast it over Storybook so he can rule supreme. Once Upon A Time is tvthatiwatch.
“Save Henry” Pan is now on his way to becoming SuperPan and flies away. And Regina flashesback to just before the curse hits and 18 years after the curse hits and Rumple tells her she’s got a hole that no one can ever fill so she adopts a baby. Back in Neverland, Regina, Emma and Snow try to touch Pandora’s box only they get tied up by the Remorse Tree but we all know Regina has no remorse so she frees herself and rips out Pans heart then puts it back into Henry and casts a spell so no one can ever take his heart. Everyone jumps on the Jolly Roger, Neal releases Rumple who tells everyone there is a disturbance with the Midichlorians and we find out Pan and Henry are wrestling in the Captains quarters so Rumple stuff Pan into Pandora’s box… only the kids eyes glimmer right before. Neal places a coconut in a cannon and fires it and Regina captures the shadow in a sail which makes them fly into the clouds. Except Henry is now Pan. When I type this up I really wonder if I’m tripping of something. Once Upon A Time is tvthatiwatch that is finally getting off that damn island. 3 hour tour my ass.
“Think Lovely Thoughts” Pan convinces Henry that magic is running out and he is the only thing that can return it so they head to Skull Island so Henry can give it to Pan. Flashback to Rumple’s past, where we find out Rumple’s Dad was a loser and pawned him off on 2 spinsters who teach him how to spin some yarn and then give him a magic bean to get him as far away from his dad as possible. Stupid Rumple uses the bean with his Dad so they can get a new start and low and behold they end up in Neverland! Idiot. Meanwhile the team storms Pan lair, but that turns out useless so everyone heads to Skull Island. Rumple uses a plot device from the first episode of the season and confronts Pan and HOLY SHIT that was an amazing reveal about Pan. Regina and Emma do the Macarena and shut off the Moon then storm the room and Henry gives it up to Pan right in front of everyone. Once Upon A Time is good tvthatiwatch but is feeling contrived.
“The Well” Asgardian Mysticism rears its ugly head thanks to Thor 2. Two Norse Paganist Hate Groupies take down a tree in a national forest then touch the insides making them really angry. The team follows up and realize 1/3 of another Loki pokie stick was on the inside, leading to a chase for the missing 2 parts. Enter Elliot Randolf, the leading Norse mythologist, played by Peter MacNicols, who says its the Berserker Stick once owned by a Asgardian warrior who came to earth to conquer but fell in love and broke his stick into three sections. Skye and Ward stumble around in some catacombs looking for a piece but Elliot is already there with a section and Ward touches Elliot’s staff and gets mad. Then when they find the last piece everyone converges, the Hate Groupies and Shieldinites, and everyone gets their rage on till May has had enough of the slap fight and picks up the completed staff and kicks some Norse Pagan Ass. Agents Of SHIELD is tvthatiwatch.
“You’re In Trouble” Parental favorites leads to hidden secrets, like Debbie sullying her bed with a boy when she was in high school and Nathan eloping before Mommy knew about it. The Millers is average tvthatiwatch.
“Dark Hollow” Belle casts a spell to sheath Storybrook in a Do-Not-Enter Spell but Pan’s minions barely squeak by and enter anyways. And Ariel travels to Storybrook to deliver some ambiguous message to Belle who in turn puts randomly puts Chipp Potts on his saucer which makes horrible particles show up and leads her to a secret door in the floor that housed Pandora’s box which she give to Ariel who travels back to Neverland and gives it to Rumple, and as a reward she gets a bracelet that lets her transform her fin to legs anytime she wants. Meanwhile Emma, Neal and Hook travel to the Forest-That-Does-Not-Allow-Light and proceed to slap fight each other till they lose the lighter-of-nonmagical-flame then get attacked by the Shadow Puppets from the end of Ghost-starring Patrick Swayze, then Emma lights a magical eternal flame and captures Pan’s shadow. Such a convoluted episode. Once Upon a Time is tvthatiwatch and hope the plot will someday evolve beyond Neverland.