New Girl 3.23

“Cruise” 5/6/14 Nick and Jess booked a cruise when they were dating, cain’t get a refund so downgrade the room so everyone can go. Schmidt is going to propose to Cece. As they get one the boat, Schmidt is a grumpy gus so the Captain makes everyone tickle him. Jess and Nick have to do the grand romance package and decide they can’t be around each other. “And if we don’t catch anything they will let us shoot a machine gun directly into the water.” Coach is afraid of boats. “Open the celler door and let us taste your jam.” And then everyone gets trapped in the room for three days. Schmidt and Nick decide to get bunk beds. New girl is really good tvthatiwatch

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New Girl 3.22

“Dance” 4/29/14 Jess is chaperoning a school dance and someone is sabataging it. Schmidt is in charge of the food. Nick watches the parking lot. Winston is in charge of the dance floor but all the girls oogle him. One of the kids, Wendy, actually is the one who sabatage’s the dance because she doesn’t want to not want to get picked to dance. Coach tells them they all suck. New Girl is really good tvthatiwatch.

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New Girl 3.21

“Big News” 4/15/14 Winston gets into the police acadamy which stops Jess and Nick from telling the roommates about the breakup. But each is upset that the other isn’t upset. Schmidt helps Cece with her GED studying. Winston wants a Honey Roast – a roast but with only nice comments. “Birds are wind mice.” “Turtles are shell beavers.” Jess breaks down at the Honey Roast. New Girl is really good tvthatiwatch.

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New Girl 3.20

“Mars Landing” 3/25/14 The gang plays True America. Jess and Nick are supposed to go to a one years old birthday party but they are insanely hung over. And then Jess drops the bomb she wants kids but Nick will live on Mars and be an intergalactic truck driver. “Science is more of a belief than anything else”. Schmidt, Winston and Coach try to hit on the new girls that move into the building. Cece’s new boyfriend is adorable. Nick and Jess break up. New Girl is hysterically funny tvthatiwatch.

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Glee 5.19

“Old Dog New Tricks” 5/6/14 Rachel decides she needs a cause to fix her image so picks dogs… Who end up dragging her thru the streets of NY. Kurt joins a seniors production of Peter Pan. Not a senior class production at Nyata but a senior citizens version of it. Sam adopts a dog but Mercedes isn’t convinced Sam can take care of him. Glee is tvthatiwatch.

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Warehouse 13 5.04

“Savage Seduction” 5/5/14 In quite possibly the funniest episode this show has EVER done, the cast gets sucked into a Telenovella. Kelly is back and pregnant and her grandmother’s TV is possessed. A broach from the show transports people into a canceled telenovella show and Arty and Pete use Harvey Norman’s cuff links (because he could never keep himself in character) to render anyone who in the show to remember who they are. The entire cast has to speak spanish and clearly only one of them actually has spoken it before. Meanwhile, a college kid gets attacked by a shadow because students are burning a candle at both ends which allows them to spilt themselves into a partier and a studyer. And Jinx gets spilt. It is one of the best episodes of the season. Like brilliant! Warehouse 13 is brilliant tvthatiwatch.

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2 Broke Girls 3.24

“And The First Degree” 5/5/14 Max needs only 1 history class to get her high school degree so she goes back to her high school, takes the test and gets a B, the same size as Caroline’s boobs. She gets her degree but her mom doesn’t show. 2 Broke Girls is tvthatiwatch.

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