“Spring-a-Ding-Fling” 3/5/14 Mitchell gets a new job but the boss is a tyrant but she really isn’t. Cam is hosting a spring fling dance and the previous gay Spanish teacher who hosted before makes him jealous. Luke has a crush on a tom girl. Phil is hosting Southern California Reality award but hurts himself when he thinks Hailey is ignoring him so she takes over for him and kills it. Modern Family is still fun tvthatiwatch.
“Grand Guignol” 6/29/14 Dorian stop by to see Vanessa and she spurns him. Spurns I say! The lead in the play gives Caliban, playing, duh… A wicked Phantom of the Opera… Err… Play, anyways she gives him an orange and when he puts some make up on and takes the orange back to share it with her, he puts a little too much effort which scares her so he forces a kiss upon her then gets fired. Ms. Croft’s consumption has reached the end stages so Ethan gets Victor who promptly puts a pillow on her face and kills her and then plans to make her Lady Frankenstein or Lady Caliban. Whatever. Bounty hunters come for Ethan so he slaps them around. Everyone goes to the theater after hours and they have a showdown with the vampire. Mina shows up, wants to make Vanessa her bride and Malcolm shoots her and then says a has a daughter and then shoots her again. The bounty hunters show up and Ethan FINALLY wolfs out. Victor prepares Brona. Vanessa goes into a church to ask for an exorcism. Penny dreadful is tvthatiwatch but am on the fence about the second season.
“I Found You” 6/29/14 While in church, Jason has an erotic dream about Eric. Arlene tries to rally the hostages and turns one of the vamps against the hep-v’s only that vamp ends up dying as she tries to release them. Sookie takes the sheriff to the dead body she stumbled on. They deduce the town she was from and head there only to find out its a ghost town. Sookie reads the dead girls diary and from that deduces Fangtasia. Tara’s mom goes to Lafayette to try to have him communicate with Tara but when he denies her she intentionally burns herself to get vamp blood to see Tara. Vince whips the townspeople into a frenzy and makes them raid the police station for guns taking Adilyn hostage. Jessica informs Andy she can sense Adilyn is in trouble. Pam finds Eric and he apparently has hep-v. True Blood is tvthatiwatch.
“Adventure” 6/29/14 Cameron comes back from vacation to find that the company has changed. The computer boots up but they are still trying to figure out the screen. Donna’s dad apparently knows the Japanese with an LCD screen so arranges a meeting with Joe and Gordon. Gordon blows it. Joe swoops in and saves it the next day. Only Gordon really begged his father in law to make it right. Joe’s dad is in town and interacts with Cameron. She realizes he is a tool and blows him off. Halt and Catch Fire is interesting tvthatiwatch.
“In My Secret Life” 6/26/14 Nolan and Irisa show up back in Defiance and Irisa gets arrested at the stasis net. The new mayor tells Stahma she can’t sell drugs. A bomb goes off at the market and Amanda convinces the mayor to hire Nolan. Irisa forces Tommy to make out with her and then tells him something awful is inside of her. Datek tricks a person into attacking the mayor and “saves” the mayor from the attack. Nolan tracks down the bomber. Turn out it was the guy Stahma has beaten up last week. And he’s got another bomb set to go off on her car. Nolan saves the day. Stahma tells Alak he has to kill the bomber so he fumbles in the attempt but manages to do it in the end. Nolan and Amanda do it. Tommy is dating the E-Rep Captain. Defiance is bad syfy tvthatiwatch.
“Pirates” 6/26/14 The Titans asks Aqualad to come quick and bring shrimp. And I cannot believe its Wil Wheaton. When he sees the real Raven he becomes smitten so asks her on a date which makes Beast Boy super jealous. Teen Titans Go! is really fun tvthatiwatch.
“Pilot” 6/25/14 High speed chase between a taxi and a commandeered car after a bank robbery. The detective in the chase, Caitlin loses the perp and takes the taxi driver, Romba, in. The driver offers to drive her around if she can prove his innocence. Together they fight crime. Taxi Brooklyn is tvthatiwatch.