“Salty Codgers” 8/14/14 Mad Mod turns the Titans into old people and Raven loves it. Till they all die. So Raven goes to hell and sees Death to trade her soul for theirs except she doesn’t have one so she cheats death. Except they come back as zombies which she likes even more. Teen Titans Go! is the best thing on tvthatiwatch.
“Soul Mates” 10/17/14 Cristela’s sister creates an online profile for her. She laments and finally goes on a date and it ends up being Alberto. Not my cup of tea. Cristela isn’t tvthatiwatch anymore.
“PTSD” 8/21/14 Becca and Vernon are in marriage counceling and all signs point to Gretchen and Jimmy. Jimmy has to interview a celebrity and Gretchen challenges him to get nude pic of her. So he does. Gretchen does Venti, her old barista, to get even but Jimmy says thats only 1/2 a point. So she sleeps with a new guy to get 1 point and now she a half point up on him. Edgar is tortured by knowing that Jimmy had sex with someone other than Gretchen but its moot cause she already knows. They both decide to not have sex with other people. Huge step. You’re The Worst is amazing tvthatiwatch.
“Doll Parts” 8/21/14 The DJ falls out of the arch. Nolan makes Amanda a deputy while he goes after Irisa. When Nolan catches up to her, Tommy catches him and they fighty fight and when Nolan says just shoot me, the impregnated thing rejects Tommy so he vomits it up and it dies. Nolan tells him its Arcbrains, specifically Kaziri – an AI that wants to create a rapture to restart the world. Amanda asks Datak if he killed the DJ. A handmaiden finds the bloody microphone under Alek’s bed. Creepy handmaiden. Amanda finds video of the DJ and Alek’s threat against her so arrests him. Nolan fights while Tommy sets up EMP’s to knock out everyone impregnated. Stahmah makes a dying man. Turns out the DJ tied to poison Christie to get rid of the baby so Christie beat the shit out of her and threw her out of the arc. She then tells Alak that if he ever endangers her family again she will kill him. Meanwhile as Nolan and Tommy are transporting Irisa back home she wakes up and stabs Tommy and tells him the holy fire will cleans the earth tomorrow. She tries to kill Nolan but can’t. Nolan tries to save Tommy. Ughhhh Everyone just die already. Defiance is bad tvthatiwatch.
“Bottom Of The World” 8/21/14 Irisa steals a terrasphere but Nolan stops her. Ambasador Kennedy, the evil E-Rep from last season, wants to see the mines but while they are in there and earthquake happens and the mines collapse trapping Amanda and the Mayor and killing Kennedy. Alek is feeling guilty about having sex with the DJ so she blackmails him for more money. Its looking like a terrorist installed a “rumbler” to cause the shaft to go down. Rafe and Nolan try to save them. Irisa tries to convince Tommy to steal the terrasphere for her. Turns out Rafe’s son, Quinten, was behind the “rumbler” he did it for the Votanis Collective to save his mom. Nolan and Berlin save Amanda and the Mayor. Quinten turns Rafe in for the “rumbler” and he goes along with it to save his son. The VC release Rafe’s wife. and she’s pissed at Quinten for betraying the family. Tommy delivers the terrasphere and she impregnates him then releases the terrasphere which goes into the earth, releases squidpods that encapsulates the impregnated and brings them down into the tree ship as fruit. Whatever. Defiance is bad tvthatiwatch.
“Parents/Foraldrar” 8/21/14 Bruce’s parents, Nancy and Wayne, visit and offend everything and everyone. Emma thinks she is pregnant. Welcome To Sweden is tvthatiwatch.
“Chemistry” 8/20/14 A family gets pulled over by some fake cops who speak in a foreign language and some real cops show up to help, but get shot. Martin is in a shrink eval. Martin misses Bobby’s funeral. The father of the family was a chemist for the Russians and they want him to do some chemistry for them. Troy goes undercover at his club to try to get the Russians to use his banker scam. But the Russian mob comes and kill everyone including Troy. Its looking like they are killing an operative an episode at this rate. Looks like Martin has to go under as Dante master arms dealer. Legends is tvthatiwatch.